I read a lot of food blogs, and I came across Caleb and Tory-T at Ramen Days a few months back. They have some great “ghetto recipes”, and their food blog is a lot of fun to read. I think some of the best blogs are ones where people write original and honest stuff, it just makes it more compelling. Caleb wanted me to share with you their “Sunday Mornin’ Eggs and Potatoes” recipe, and I think that you’ll agree from the pics that this is one tasty dish!

Sunday Mornin’ Eggs and Potatoes

INGREDIENTS

-2 potatoes cut into cubes
-Onion-chopped (as much as you want, I like onion so I used alot)
-2 cloves of garlice, minced
-1 roma tomato-sliced
-4 eggs, scrambled
-Oregano, Pepper, Salt, and Cayenne Pepper (To taste…meaning, to your liking)
-and oil (of course captain obvious)

Put some oil in a pan and pre-heat the oil for 3 minutes. Put enough oil in the pan so the potato cubes will be covered. After 3 minutes throw your potatoes in the pan. Flip and turn potatoes every now and again.

When the potatoes start to brown throw in your onions and garlic. You wait to put in the onions and garlic because
they are veggies and these particular veggies cook faster than potatoes.

Now pitch in your spices…

Let the spices cook into your potatoes for 1 minute. Place the cooked spuds on a plate of napkins like so. You don’t want to catch a heart attack do you? Heck no, so these napkins will soak up some of that oil that will put your heart in jeopardy.

While the potatoes are frying crack the 4 eggs and scramble

If your kitchen is void of space then this contraption can always double as another table. Somebody told me that they use this thing to flatten their clothes when they get wrinkled. But I don’t believe in the lies that people tell me.

Now cook your eggs. If you don’t know how to cook eggs then I hope that you and ignorance have a happy marriage.

Wa-La, Fineto!

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You get the Chinese classic “Almond Boneless Chicken” recipe and “Almond Broccoli” recipe in this two for one installment. Why you say? Because Kieli is a vegetarian (and has been for a year now) and we had to find a decent alternative for what used to be one of her favorite dishes “Almond Boneless Chicken” (ABC!). So as a vegetarian alternative we just substituted deep fried broccoli for the deep fried chicken (just for her) and the rest of the dish was the same. I’m going to give you both recipes so you too can have an Almond Boneless Chicken as great as your local Chinese restaurant, but also have a vegetarian version to try.

Ingredients for Almond Boneless Chicken and Almond Broccoli

• About 1 and 1/2 lbs boneless skinless chicken
• 1 box “Fry Krisp” batter mix
• About 1 “head” of fresh broccoli
• 1 container Vegetable shortening
• 4-6 cups instant rice
• 4 tbsp margarine
• 8 tbsp soy sauce
• 1 bunch green onions
• 1 small package (4-6+ ounces) slivered almonds
• 1/2 head lettuce
• salt and pepper to taste
• 4 tbsp flour
• 4-6 cups milk (your choice, we use skim)
• 3 eggs
• 2 packets “fried rice” mix
• This recipe also requires that you have a “fryer” of at least personal or larger size. The one we use is just big enough to accomodate an entire container of shortenting to bring it to the “full” line

Almond Boneless Chicken to me is one of the timeless classic dishes, and probably my favorite Chinese dish of all time. It’s more or less “American Chinese”, and you always know if you take someone to the Chinese restaurant for the first time it’s always a safe bet. I rememer when I was a kid, this was the only dish that my sisters, brother, and myself ever ordered – because it was all we knew. Now I love all kinds of Chinese and Thai dishes, but “ABC” will always remain the one I favor the most. The irony of it is, I usually only make it 3-4 times per year (or less) because if all the preparation required to make it.

I hadn’t made it in a very long time, and last week the oldest boy asked for it – and at first I said a resounding “no”. But reluctantly I gathered up all the ingredients during several trips to the store to get it done. Today being Sunday, was a great day to take the time to create one of our favorite meals. This recipe will easily feed 4-6 adults, and as I stated early on I created one vegetarian place, and the rest with meat (chicken). I highly recommend reading this entire recipe several times before starting, since I usually do quite a few things at once in order to have everything done at all the right times. Entire recipe time from prep to plate is about 90 minutes.

I start out by having a half dozen empty bowls (salad size) for prep on the counter, with the cutting board and my chef’s knife. First I cut the chicken in 1/4-1/2″ strips, and then slice the opposite way into 1″ pieces. If you have good chicken you won’t have to trim much fat. Place in a bowl and immediately into the fridge for later. Next, now that I’m done with the chicken I was the knife, cutting board, and counter space with anti-bacterial soap. Then I get out my green onion and broccoli and set on the counter. In a large 4 qt pot place 4-6 cups water. I used 6 cups today to make enough rice for 4 adults, and then 2 additional plates to put in the fridge for later. Basically – when you make the rice it’s about 1 cup per person you are serving. So, we’re using 6 cups hot water in the pot, and then add 4tbsp margarine and a dash of salt and place on high. I also add about 5 tbsp soy sauce and a couple tbsp of Italian seasonings if you have some handy.

While you leave that on high to boil, go back to your cutting board and dice and slice your green onions and place in one bowl, and cut the florets off the broccoli head leading about 1/2″ of the stem on each if you can. Place in a bowl, and you should have anywhere from 12-20 pieces ranging in size from small to large. Last, dice up your 1/2 head of lettuce (freshly washed) and place in a medium bowl in the fridge (with a lid so it doesn’t even have a chance to brown). You can clear the cutting board and knife off the counter now and replace with your fryer. Prior to dinner prep I usually make sure that the fryer is empty and clean and ready to accomodate an entire fresh container of vegetable shortening. Turn the fryer on, and empty the shortening container into the fryer (save only 2-3 tbsp in the bottom of the container) so it will met and get hot (set your fryer temp to 350 degrees). If you have a vegetarian in the house (like we do) it’s important that you get pure “vegetable” shortening, as most (cheap) shortenings have some type of meat or animal fat in them.

At about this point your water will be boiling and turn off the burner, add the instant rice to the pan, quickly stir and cover (and move the pan to a cold burner). Next take about 1 cup of the fry krisp batter mix and place in a medium sized bowl, and slowly add 2/3 cup water. Your batter should be pretty thick at this point, and you want to add the rest of the water a tsp at a time. The batter should be about the consistency of gravy, that that it would slowly run off a spoon, not drip off of it. The box says to use 1 part water for 1 part mix, but I find that to be just a bit thin for the chicken and the broccoli. After you mix this up, let it set while you get a 1 and 1/2 to 2 quart saucepan to make the gravy.

Making the gravy for the Almond Boneless Chicken is pretty easy, it’s just a simple bechemel sauce with soy sauce added. I’ve been making “white sauce” for years and always started with butter and flour. I’ve switched in the last year or so because I’ve found that shortening and flour makes a much better base (it doesn’t burn off like butter), and all of the old cookbooks I have that are either from the 50′s-70′s (or are “southern”) use shortening to make the “roux”. So, you have 2-3 tbsp shorting and melt it on med-high heat in your saucepan. Slow add 2-3 tbsp of flour to the pan and use a wire whisk to mix it up. Don’t try to use a spoon, you must have a whisk. You keep adding flour until it goes from sauce into a paste kind of like a thick ketchup, but not as thick as say – peanut butter. Keep stirring constantly with the whisk and cook (brown) this mixture about 2-3 more minutes while you add salt and pepper to taste.

Next, quickly add 1 cup of milk and whisk it together with the mixture – and as quick as you can add the 2nd, third, and 4th cups of milk while whisking. You can let this set on the burner for maybe 30 seconds, but for the most part you have to stir the mixture constantly for about 5-8 minutes until it starts to boil. While I’m stirring with the whisk I add about 3 tbsp of soy sauce. Once it boils and starts to get thick just cook an additional 2 minutes, and remove from the heat to a cold burner.

Now I get my 3 eggs and two packets of fried rice mix and place them on the stove, bringing the rice stockpot forward to the front burner again. Leaving that set there, I go and check the fryer to see if it’s up to temperature. If it is, I take the broccoli florets, and holding the stem drag them through the fry krisp batter and gently toss into the fryer (without splashing oil on and burning myself). I don’t use a fryer basket, everything just sticks to it. I put everything in by hand, and then then remove with the fryer ladle when it’s done. When you’re cooking a “batch” of something in the fryer you have to make sure you get all the pieces in there within 60 seconds. In other words, when I dredge and drop the broccoli I get all the pieces in the fryer within a minute. That’s so they all get done at the same time and you don’t have any over or undercooked.

At this point I get out a paper plate and put two paper towels on it for when the broccoli are done. It doesn’t take as long to cook broccoli as it does the chicken chunks, I’d say about 3-4 minutes. You can usually tell because all the pieces will be floating at the top of the oil and be a golden brown color. At this point remove them from the grease with your ladle and place on the paper plate on the paper towel to blot the grease. Leave on the counter. Next I get a paper place and place about 20 pieces of chicken on it. One by one I dredge them through the fry krisp batter and drop in the fryer (again in less than 60 seconds). These chicken chunks will take 5-8 minutes in the fryer depending on how big you made them. Have another plate ready with paper towel on it, and about halfway through you’re going to want to use your fryer ladle to break apart any chicken pieces that have stuck together from when you dropped them in the hot oil.

As soon as I get the chicken into the oil I move to the stove because I’m going to turn that white rice into “fried rice”. If you prefer white rice, just omit this part. Turn the burner for your stockpot on med-high and crack the 3 eggs on top of the rice, and add the two packets of fried rice seasoning on top. I usually use a hamburger-type spatula to “chop” the seasonings and eggs into the rice. Be careful not to let too much egg stay in one place and cook, chop it all really good, and occasionally use the turner to “flip” the rice from the bottom of the pan up to ensure that nothing sticks or burns. It only takes about 3-5 minutes to mix everything well and fry your rice. Remove from the burner, and cover to retain the heat. Stir your gravy with your whisk while you’re there to make sure it doesn’t get a “skin” on top. Your chicken should be done in the fryer, so remove it with your ladle and place on the plate with the paper towel to blot the grease.

Next I make another “batch” of chicken dredged in fry krisp and drop in the hot oil, and then start making my plates. I make the broccoli plate first of course, and you just put fried rice on the bottom of the plate, then the “deep fried broccoli”, add a ladle of gravy all over the top, and place a good sized handful of shredded lettuce on top. Last add a few tbsp of almond slivers with some diced green onions on top – and it’s ready to serve! Every time a “batch” of chicken is done frying, I make a new plate with the oldest (and coolest) chicken until all the chicken is made and all the plates are made.

It’s kind of hard to make this kind of dinner at home and get everyone’s plate done at the time time, with the limited amount you can cook with a home fryer. So I just serve everyone one by one as it gets ready. Of course, I cooked the vegetarian “Almond Broccoli” plate first so it wouldn’t have any contact with (or be cooked in the same oil as) the chicken. I hope you like this Almond Boneless Chicken (and it’s vegetarian alternative) as much as we do – I think I’ve been cooking this for over a decade now, although the broccoli version is new. I didn’t do it this time, but I’m thinking that next time I may just make my place with both chicken and broccoli!

This Patty Melt Recipe is the perfect burger on the stove in the wintertime. I’m going to show you how to make one just like the restaurant – maybe better!

There are as many different ways to make hamburgers as there are burger joints (probably more). When I told you a few posts back how to make the best stovetop burgers in the world I gave you a great recipe to make tasty, huge, bistro type burgers at home. But if you’re like me you like all kinds of burgers. Every kind of restaurant has it’s place, and sometimes I’m in the mood for a family restaurant, sometimes a diner, certain chains are ok – and I’m a big fan of good Coney Island restaurants. Nearly all of those types of restaurans have a “patty melt” you can order that is just “to die for”. The reason that so many things taste so good at these “diners” is the years of use and abuse the grill in the back has taken. It’s well broken in and very well “seasoned”. It’s like your grandma who had a cast iron skillet she used for 50 years, you’d rather use that any day than a new one from the store. I’m going to cook my burgers in a new teflon coated pan – but I’ll show you how to make them taste like your favorite diner in this “patty melt recipe”!

Ingredients needed for “patty melt”:

• About 1lb fresh ground chuck
• 3 slices bread (we used white, but have used wheat, rye, italian, etc…)
• 6 slices cheese (3 american, 3 swiss)
• 1 small onion sliced julienne (long slices with the grain about 1/8″ wide)
• salt to taste

My “patty melt recipe” makes 3 burgers, mainly because you’ll take the 1lb of ground chuck and make 3 balls out of it and flatten down between 1/4-1/2″ thick. Each one with be about 4-5″ in diameter and you’ll only be able to fit about 3 in a large skillet. Once you place the patties in the pan, turn the heat up to high, then salt the patties (do not cover). While the, cut the onion and get out your cheese. This should take about 5 minutes, and you should have some grease in the pan now starting to drain from the burgers. While these burgers cook, in between flipping and moving the onions around make your toast so it’s ready. Flip the burgers and salt again Place the onion around the burgers in the grease as shown in the picture. Separate and chop them up a bit in the grease with your spatula, flatten them one time with your spatula. Turn the heat down to med-high. Cook an additional 5 minutes moving the onions around a bit with your spatula every minute or so. Flip one last time and they will be done in just a minute or two. About 2-3 minutes after the burgers stop leaking blood and the fluid (leaving the burger is clear) they are done. If you are blackening the patties or don’t have any grease left in your pan either the heat is up too high or you cooked the burgers way longer than necessary.

Now pile up the onions with your spatula, and dividing them into 3 sections, place them on top of the burgers. Turn the heat down to medium. Place the Swiss cheese slices on top of the onions. Put one piece of toast on top of that and flip each with your spatula so the burger is facing up. Place the american cheese slices on top and the remaining toast slices on top of those. Cook each side about 90 seconds – 2 minutes until brown, be careful not to burn depending on how hot medium on your stove is.

The reason these patty melts taste so good is that you cook the onions in the grease while they cook giving the burgers a great flavor, and also that you brown and crisp the toast in the remaining fat in the pan and don’t use butter (like grilled cheese). True – this is NOT good for you, but what “diner” food is? I would not eat these all the time, but they are GREAT in the winter months when I can’t fire up the grill! If you want true americana – make some homemade french fries with these and they whole family will love you for this delicious meal!

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